Insanity
So, you’re saying it’s ok. Insanity,
is a side-effect of tax law.
Accounting Classes
I tried taking a course on ethics
for my CPE credits, but
everything contridicted what I
learned in my accounting
classes.
Feelings
So, you’re saying that I should
own my feelings… but my
accountant said that it would be
smarter if I lease them.
Password
Man, I need a new password for
my computer that no one would
guess…I got it! I-love-taxes
. Haha!
Counting Beans
1…2…3…5…18…42…203…What?
560…800…
Tax Loophole
I don’t want to brag or nothing,
but I got a tax loophole named
after me.
4K TV
I bought a brand new 84”, 4K TV
this year, and I even wrote it off
on my taxes. What? My
accountant said I needed to look
at the bigger picture of things.
An Accountant’s Glass
Well you know pessimists, they
see the glass as half empty. And
optimists, see it as half full. But
accountants… they see it being
twice as big as it needs to be.
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joker
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joke Teller
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joker
Steve, the GROCO Accounting Joke Teller
Educational Tax Loss
So if I can’t find a job, does that
mean that I can count my
education as a tax loss?
Monster Under The Bed to IRS
When the economy went down,
it affected me really badly. It got
so bad that the monster under
my bed had to go and get a new
job. I was relieved at first and I
started sleeping better, until he
visited me at work a couple
months later as an IRS auditor.
And then the nightmares started
all over again.
Tablets vs. Phone Books
With smart phones and tablets
becoming more prevalent in
society, accountants are left
without a hobby. I mean, how
are they supposed to add phone
books now?
